KENYAN POLICE OPT TO SHOOTING THEIR SUPERIORS IN SORTING OUT THEIR GRIEVANCES

KENYAN POLICE

NGAO PETER  SHIMALAVANDU

PAYSLIP

MONTH: JUNE 2007

Basic Salary                               15,000

Hse allowance                                     0                            

Gross salary           15, 0000

Deductions

Magereza SACCO                      3000.00

NHIF                                              320.00

NSSF                                             200.00

PAYE                                           2740.00

Insurance premium                   1540.00

Barclay's Loan RELOADED       3260.00

Bambika na KCB LOAN             2250.00

Total Deductions                      13310.00

Net Pay                        1690.00

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